The clerk is humming a tune while fiddling with her computer. So Wise Wimpy takes the opportunity to peruse the three hanging eye charts, each with eight rows of alphabetical letters. Alas, my memory skills ain’t that good no more, so I give it up and leave to fate what happens next. “Hold this over your right eye and read Line 5 of Chart A,” she orders.
“Now read Line 8 of Chart B,” she continues, gesturing me to now cover left, my only good orb.
When I recited the line like an eagle, Son J was tremendously impressed by the quick memorization.
